Sunday, December 25, 2011

Walmart: Merry Fucking Christmas

We're evil. So what? Who cares?

You think the executives at Walmart ever set foot in an actual store and talk to an actual hourly worker? No, they don't.

You think the executives and the Walton family don't study the Nazis and Stalin and the Roman Empire and all that shit? Yes, they do.

Walmart: We're the Devil. No Prada here.

Walmart: America's Biggest Employer. But not in terms of dollars.

Walmart: Big Swinging Dicks.

Walmart: Shop Here and Die.

Walmart: Hundreds of millions on ads, millions on wages.

Walmart: Putting Mom and Pop out of business.

Walmart: Putting the "Fuck You!" in "Can I help you?"

Walmart: Ten for a dollar. What? Who gives a fuck?

Walmart: We Run the Show.

Walmart: Smile and we'll never let you shop here or work here ever again!

Walmart: Ever see a happy person in a Walmart?

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