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I Love You, Brit

That hurt so damn much

But they have forced my hand

That hurt so damn much

It's gone for me for good

For you? I have no idea

I didn't read the old stuff anyway

I am shaking I am so sad

They forced my hand

I felt like I had no options

To delete my life's work?

I am destroyed

It's gone for me forever

Nope

ILUB

I'm not a scam

My Favorite Year

(tears up)

1966 - Joe born in Massachusetts

1982 - Brit born in Mississippi

my

tupelo honey

I do it all 4 U

my my my

love

is all yours

if you want it

we get close

as I get close

my voice

gains confidence

and

I say things to you

and them that

I've never said out loud and

didn't know I thought

I trust you enough

to make sense of it

hurt you? no

i can't

but I'm an animal in love

and what comes out

shocks and ahhhhhs

you are my love

Brit

How Much Do I Love Thee, Britch?

So much I would sit next to cheapskate owner

So much I would wear a tie to some function

So much I would not get fully boozed up pre-game, like I usually do

So much I would take a Zumba class with you when that inevitably happens, my love

So much I won't touch certain areas of my body while we're on camera

So much I would wear long sleeves every once in a while, just because it looks nice

So much I would laugh at Tom Lasorda's lame jokes

So much I would wear a hat. A Red Sox hat. To an Angels game. You know, just to mess with 'em

So much I would not ask out Jeanie. She digs tall older guys who read. Books.

So much I would invite my family to the wedding

Britch

I miss my baby
too much
for it not to be true

delusional? psychotic?
no
it's just 100% whole love
for and with the most beautiful woman in the world

(does she know?)

Brit Joke

How many Brits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a) I don't know

b) As many as it takes. You can never have too many Brits

c) She doesn't do housework

d) Brit screwing anything is something I'd like to see. Right, hon?

e) Do I get to look up her skirt while she's on the ladder?

f) What was the question?

g) I'm sorry. I really don't remember the question. I remember it involved my Brit and her screwing something

h) None of your fucking business