Hannidate!....
....for that desperate, dorky conservative in your life.
Because it's never too late to reproduce. If you're rich enough. And desperate enough.
And gay enough to go through with the whole "beard" thing.
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Tip of the 'Pent chapeau to our good friend out there in La La land, who was the first straight male to discover this site. Thanks for the link, JS!
