Well, we got our first fan mail today.

Ok. "Fan" may be too strong a word. The shitheads at IRS couldn't spell fan if you spotted them the "f" and the "a".

Still waiting for other letters.

Any letters.

Any letters at all.

All New!

We here in Apartment404 are starting a new fan "Members Only" club, to be titled "The Submit Club."

If you send us $40, and even if you don't, we'll download a "Submit Club" to your email account(s).

Enjoy!

And the Taste!

Hannidate!....

....for that desperate, dorky conservative in your life.

Because it's never too late to reproduce. If you're rich enough. And desperate enough.

And gay enough to go through with the whole "beard" thing.

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Tip of the 'Pent chapeau to our good friend out there in La La land, who was the first straight male to discover this site. Thanks for the link, JS!